Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.
~Unknown Author
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Monday, September 7, 2009
Quote of the Day...
Today is my Anniversary!
If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.
~Unknown Author
If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.
~Unknown Author
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Quote of the Day...
Moving on is simple, it’s what you leave behind that makes it so difficult.
~Author Unknown
~Author Unknown
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Quote of the Day...
It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye.
~Author Unknown
~Author Unknown
Friday, September 4, 2009
Quote of the Day...
Sometimes our hearts get tangled
And our souls a little off-kilter
Friends and family can set us right
And help guide us back to the light.
~Sera Christann
And our souls a little off-kilter
Friends and family can set us right
And help guide us back to the light.
~Sera Christann
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Quote of the Day...
To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there. ~Barbara Bush
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Funny for the Day!
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet & have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms & sex.. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'
The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.. The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute passes & the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass & still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns & whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms & sex.. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'
The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.. The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute passes & the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass & still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns & whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
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