Saturday, July 18, 2009

Extra Quotes for today...

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

These would make some great funky cards - wouldn't they! HA!


  1. Oh, there are some WINNERS here!! May I use a couple??

  2. Of Course! Use them all! That's why I list these on the site! I would love to see a photo of them when they are done!! Megan :-)


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