Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, May 22, 2009

Quote of the Day...

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
---Doug Larson

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Quote of the Day...

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
---Ellen DeGeneres